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American Missile Launch Kills Santa On Trial Run

Posted on December 19, 2008. Filed under: alaska, children, internet, misslie launch, norad, north America, rudolph, santa, sarah palin, sleigh, toys |

Unofficial reports are coming in that NORAD (North American Aerospace Defence Command) has shot down Santa during one of his many trial runs using one of its defence missiles, possibly a heat seeking missile. Situated in a tunnel driven 3km (1.9 miles) inside Cheyenne Mountain, this facility was designed to track incoming Soviet missiles and [...]

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McCain’s eye on the Maine chance

Posted on October 16, 2008. Filed under: alaska, barack obama, john mccain, maine, park ranger, sarah palin |

Mrs Palin is due to visit Bangor – the biggest town in Maine’s second congressional district – with her husband Todd, a snowmobile race champion whose renown extends beyond Alaska. The southern and coastal regions of the state are certain to vote for Barack Obama. In the north of the state, however, residents enjoy moose-hunting, [...]

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McCain’s VP In Bikini Photo Hoax

Posted on September 4, 2008. Filed under: alaska, bikini, elections, fake photo's, govenor, guns, john mccain, sarah palin, vice president |

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has kicked up a media firestorm since John McCain announced she would be his vice presidential running mate. Many people have also been searching the Internet for sexy photos of Sarah Palin. It was thought they had hit pay dirt when saucy photos of Palin toting a gun wearing a star-spangled [...]

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