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The Global News Terrorists At The Movies
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he eat six or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a £1.80 Magnum, the creamiest ice cream in the world, and would blow your mind with one lick, you’ve got to ask [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Man Admits Having Sex With Cars
Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla ( who he claims has a tight exhaust), insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways. “I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Armed Police Have Bird Killer In Their Sights
It has been reported that the Fazackerley Bird Killer was at long last captured by Merseyside Police yesterday morning. For nearly six months now police have been on a wild goose chase across a suburb of Liverpool trying to capture the mass murderer of countless hundreds of law abiding pigeons and other common a garden [...]
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