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The Sun No Longer Backs Gordon Brown: Other Planets Soon To Follow BBC’s Andrew Marr Confirms.
In a sudden shift of gravity the Sun newspaper has declared it no longer backs Gordon Brown and his policies. Sun readers who for years have been the cleavage between the two major political parties are up in arms over the lack of large breasted female politicians in Mr Brown’s cabinet. The owner of the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Tory Anger At ‘anti-gay’ Claims
David Cameron has blasted claims that the conservatives are anti-gay and has released a new publicity photo of his attending the new Bruno film. The release of the photo was to counteract the effects of video that had been released of Michal Kaminski, leader of the European Conservatives and Reformists, using a derogatory term for [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Minister in Sex Expenses Exposure
A Labour Cabinet Minister has confirmed that he will repay £22,300 in allowances following media revelations about his secret liaisons with prostitutes.The Labour MP said he had kept to the rules but stories about how much he claimed back on whips, baby oil, love toy’s and fundoms as expenses had caused a “massive blow” to [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Brown Smears – Need For Change
Conservative leader David Cameron has announced his concerns over the brown smears he has had to endure over the last couple of days. We have been notified that Mr Cameron is to seek advice as to how he can clear up the fall out from the sordid business. “I have to admit it was a [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )Cummerbund’s Trike Stolen As He Shops
Conservative leader David Cummerbund says his tricycle was stolen after he left it locked outside a supermarket while he shopped near his home in west London.I only went in for a sherbet dab and a few gob stoppers and when I came out I found my trikey wikey was missing.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Dearly De-Parted
David Cameron has revealed his much commented upon centre-parting at last week’s prime minister’s questions was the result of wearing a bike helmet. Mr Cameron, who normally parts his hair to one side, had a new look for the clash with Gordon Brown on Wednesday. The global News Terrorists Team has to ask itself if [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )David Cameron In Party Logo Fiasco
David Cummerbund Leader of the Conservative Party has come under fire from his party after it was claimed that a family friends son was paid a quarter of a million for designing the Conservative Parties new logo. The traditional logo which was been replaced for some months now depicted an outstretched blue arm holding a [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Cameron In Another Bike Ride Fiasco
Recently the Conservative Leader, David Cameron gave a red faced apology for riding his bike the wrong way down a one way street whilst on his way to the House of Commons. It would appear however that this is not the first time Mr Cameron’s riding skills have been called into question. News has reached [...]
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