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Agassi Confession: Other Drug Using Sports Stars Come Clean
After the recent confession by Andre Agassi to his former addiction to Chrystal Meths another sporting star has announced they too had been drawn into the world of performance enhanced drugs. The sporting world was shocked after Agassi’s shocking news. However, in an exclusive interview Olympic skier, Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards has poured his heart [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )D.O.P.E Den is announced
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has responded quickly to reports from GNT that he was preparing to set up an illegal drug den within 10 Downing Street. The PM’s press officer, Humphrey Dumphrey, has announced that the PM will be adding an extension to Downing Street to set up a new Department to investigate MP’s expenses. [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PM in ‘Dope Den’ Expenses Claim!!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE!! GNT reporters have recovered shocking news that Gordon Brown has today filled in an expenses form requesting a ‘Dope Den’ to be built within 10 Downing Street. GNT can only guess at the reasons for such a strange request, considering the public outrage over MP’s claims for expenses. Perhaps the Prime Minister wants [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Tanning Drug Use On The Rise
A growing number of people in the UK are injecting themselves with an unlicensed tanning drug, a BBC investigation has found. Melanotan is still undergoing clinical trials but is sold illegally online and in salons and gyms, Newsbeat reports. It is a synthetic hormone which stimulates the body’s production of melanin, a substance that gives [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Amy Wino In Award Shock
Singer Amy Wino was shocked to be informed that she had been nominated for a National Heroine Award. Miss Wino who many deem a successful role model later kindly refused the award nomination when she realised her favourite illegal substance isn’t actually spelt with an “e” on the end of it.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Kemp In Drugs Protest
A group of unidentifiable people held a silent protest waving banners calling for the ” Legalization of Kemp” in London yesterday. A flurry of press and television attention quickly encircled the home of Actor Ross Kemp near Sheppard’s Bush. The actor formerly of the BBC’s, Eastenders television programme was flummoxed by the sudden media attention. [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )A Smack In The Face For Children
A school has been accused of taking political correctness too far after it allowed its young pupils to be photographed whilst in the possession of the illegal drug Ecstasy in the classroom. The controversial picture was produced for a school newsletter recently. Many parents have complained about the matter to Parent Governors Association as they [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Dogs Turn To Drugs To Escape Fireworks
A statement made by the National Veterinary Society today, claims that dogs are turning to hard drugs to escape from their firework nightmares. “Some dogs have been suffering firework distress for many years and are taking to drugs as a last resort”, said a spokesperson for the NVS. Our investigators have uncovered disturbing statistics regarding [...]
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