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You Looking At Me
A cat has had the first cataract operation in the UK. Smuts the cat is recovering well at home his owner confirmed. However, he is feeling the strain of the 5 hour operation. Doctors at the hospital that operated on Smuts said he is likely to feel a lot of swelling to his eyes for [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Newcastle Football Club Denies Heavy Fans Making Them Plummet Towards Bottom Of The Premiership Table
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Fat Boy Not Slim
An 8 year old boy weighing 14 stone has been allowed to stay with his mother after a local authority hearing. William ‘fatty’ Foulkes, 8, heard the news earlier today, and celebrated with a cheeseburger dipped in chocolate and lard. William recently lost a stone, but found it again later and placed it back with [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )British Gas Profits Jumps By Gazillions
Energy supplier British Gas has declared extraordinary annual profits in its latest report. When asked about how they could justify these enormous profits a spokes man said “that old people would simply need to get used to the idea that if they did not pay their gas bill they would go to prison”. The comments [...]
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