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The Sun No Longer Backs Gordon Brown: Other Planets Soon To Follow BBC’s Andrew Marr Confirms.
In a sudden shift of gravity the Sun newspaper has declared it no longer backs Gordon Brown and his policies. Sun readers who for years have been the cleavage between the two major political parties are up in arms over the lack of large breasted female politicians in Mr Brown’s cabinet. The owner of the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Gordon Brown Gives Reaction To General Election Chances
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )New Strain Of Flu Virus Found Scientists Confirm
A new strain of the flu virus is deliberately hiding important news from the bed ridden, scientists have claimed today. The new virus called sneaky flu has only recently kept a sizable lottery win from a Spanish woman in order to keep her misery going a little longer. Scientist from around the world discovered the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Minister in Sex Expenses Exposure
A Labour Cabinet Minister has confirmed that he will repay £22,300 in allowances following media revelations about his secret liaisons with prostitutes.The Labour MP said he had kept to the rules but stories about how much he claimed back on whips, baby oil, love toy’s and fundoms as expenses had caused a “massive blow” to [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Gordon Brown Gives Biggest Signal Yet About His Handling Of The World Economic Crisis
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Prime Minister Gordon Brown Denies He Caught Swine Flu Whilst Abroad
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )World Leaders Thankful Swine Flu Has Taken Economic Crisis Off Font Pages.
Today world leaders spoke out about the possible Swine Flu Pandemic. At a secret meeting held within a germ free environment, world leaders gathered to discuss the on going fear over Swine Flu. They also thanked their collective god’s that something had removed the global economic crisis away from the front pages of every tabloid [...]
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