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Government Flushed Over Industrial Action
Reading, chatting, eating and texting are among the favourite activities of Britons on the toilet, according to a recent survey. The study suggests more than 14 million people in the UK read newspapers, books and magazines on the loo. The poll points to eight million people talking – either on the phone or to family [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Look A-Likes
Old joker back in the government again.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Prime Roasting In Car Protesting
Protest against the government’s plans to install spy devices in all motor vehicles for the purpose of charging the motorist by the mile takes a further step towards civil unrest but this time from the country set. This very unpopular act has brought many of Britain’s protestors out on the roads in protest. The initial [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Governement Call Time On Whistle Blowers
Today The Global News Terrorists has taken a glance at its archives and brings you a report from way back in 1990. 1990: Secrets act gags whistle blowers. Whistle blowers and journalists will, from today, risk criminal prosecution if they reveal information viewed as damaging to the defence of the UK. The federation of football [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Deadly Inflictions Suffer Under Hospital Restrictions
For some time now hospitals have for want of a better word, dumbed down their cleaning/hygiene policy for the much cheaper practice of disregard and neglect. This cheaper policy has created a hygiene pool of tissue wasting bugs that have killed countless thousands across the country. A hospital in the South of the country has [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Paediatricians Are This Years Paedophiles
The Metropolitan Police Commissioner Harold Armstrong has today called on Prime Minister Gordon Brown to put an end to the number of Paediatricians allowed to roam our streets. The police commissioner has once again asked the question that all right minded citizens of this country have been asking for sometime now, Remove these paediatricians from [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Governement Under Fire Over Allegiance Pledge
Children should swear an oath of allegiance to enhance a shared sense of citizenship, ministers propose. However the government has suffered the wrath of the Queen as the government stated last week that they shouldn’t have to necessarily pledge allegiance to the queen. It is felt they should instead pledge allegiance to something they actually [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Government In Spin Over Sweet Mix Up
After the recent upsurge in British people being bedridden by the Norovirus the Department of Health has issued guidelines for anyone who is suffering from the disease. Basically do not go to a hospital or your doctor’s surgery, as you are not welcome. Unfortunately an influx of callers to the NHS Direct phone line has [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Brown Condemnes Uniform Abuse Near RAF Base
Prime Minister Gordon Brown condemned Uniform Abuse at RAF Base in Cambridge today. Some locals it would appear have taken umbrage at the recent state of some of the uniforms worn by young RAF recruits. Squadron Leader, Horatio Bracegirdle confirmed that his men have been subject to verbal abuse by some locals but passed this [...]
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