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Royal Plot A Lot Of Crock
Did Prince Phillip kill Lady Diana and her boyfriend? Mr Al Fayed who has pursued this matter vigorously in the courts is determined to get to the truth no matter how much he pays for it. Rumours still circulate over this often asked question so much so a written denial from Buckingham Palace has been [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Day 3: Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists
Dear Diary, I read today that Mr Al Fayed has accused Prince Philip of kidnapping me and having the Royal surgeon remove my heart and have it transplanted into his ill love child to one of his many mistresses. I do wish he would take a reality check and think about what he is saying. [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )New Craze "Animal Juggling "
Various Animal Welfare groups have come together in condeming Animal Juggling. Mary Peterson who is head of ‘The World Animal Trust’ or TWAT as it is sometimes known said the practice is disgusting. She said today ” how can people justifiy juggling animals ?. We are recieving reports from all over the world about this [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Day 2: Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists
Dear Diary, My owner Mr Al Fayed has been in the news again claiming that I may have been forced by Prince Phillip to drive the Princess’ car and plough Diana into the Paris Tunnel. Thankfully Paris Hilton has stated in the press this afternoon that she wouldn’t allow such activities anywhere near her tunnel. [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists
Dear Diary, 20 February 2008. I have been feeling for some time now that I am being used in some way by my owner Mr Al Fayed. I cannot put my little pink finger on it but somehow I feel embroiled in a conspiracy theory involving members of the Royal Family. Since I was rescued [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Al Fayed " MI6 Killed My Hamster "
Harrods owner Mr Al Fayed claimed former prime minister Tony Blair, MI5, MI6 and the British ambassador conspired to murder his pet hamster. He claimed yesterday in court that “Britain claims to be a democracy but dark forces exist amongst us”. He claimed that evidence is clear for all to see. ” I came back [...]
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