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Jesus on Marmite Jar Actually Rock Legend Instead

Posted on June 2, 2009. Filed under: frank zappa, hard rock cafe, jesus, marmite |

After the recent publicised sighting of Jesus in a jar of Marmite, the dead spirit of rock legend Frank Zappa has come out in the press and blasted media hype and inaccuracy. The former rock star this morning spoke out in a disembodied way to ask why it is always claimed to be Jesus on [...]

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Devil Speaks Out At Inconsistency Of Jesus Media Coverage With His Own

Posted on April 27, 2009. Filed under: jesus, kit-kat, madonna, the devil |

The devil came out in the press today to denounce the continuous publicity his arch enemy Jesus has been getting in the news. The Devil AKA Old Nick and Beelzebub, bemoaned the fact that Jesus has been reported in the last few months as appearing on a cushion, crisp, toast and lately a chunky Kit-Kat. [...]

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ANL’s Range: Biblical No More Nails For All Crucifixion Needs

Posted on April 12, 2009. Filed under: crucifixion, easter, jesus, no more nails biblical adverts |

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Happy Easter To You All

Posted on April 9, 2009. Filed under: easter, easter eggs, jesus, lambs, son of god |

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Jesus Denies He Ever Appeared On A Cushion

Posted on March 19, 2009. Filed under: crisps, cushion, dogs anus, French Indian Ocean island of Reunion, jesus, roman catholic church |

Thousands of people who flocked to a Roman Catholic church on the French Indian Ocean island of Reunion after believers said they saw the “face of Christ” in the pleats of a church cushion have been left disappointed today. This was after it was realised that they had been looking at the wrong cushion. Church [...]

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The Global News Terrorists Magazine

Posted on January 5, 2009. Filed under: big brother garden, celebrity big brother, fight, gaza, interview, jehovah, jesus, mohammed, strip of land |

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Vatican Denies Nativity Scene Too Commercialised These Days

Posted on November 25, 2008. Filed under: christmas gifts, i phone nano, jesus, mary and joseph, nintendo wii |

Sometimes Buying Christmas Presents Can Be A Nightmare

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Vatican Releases New Game On XBOX 360

Posted on November 8, 2008. Filed under: jesus, revenge, vatican, video games, xbox |

The Romans have just arrested the Disciples and this time Jesus is mighty displeased.

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Police Called to Mass Brawl At Wedding.

Posted on October 13, 2008. Filed under: amy winehouse, arrested, galilee, jesus, labour party., police, wedding at cana, wedding night |

A member of the general public was forced to call their local police station after a wedding at the picturesque resort of Cana, Galilee after trouble at a local wedding. Officers raided the out of hand party after Jesus openly refused to produce a large quantity of wine as promised. Jesus, one eyewitness confirmed, had [...]

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