sarah palin

American Missile Launch Kills Santa On Trial Run

Posted on December 19, 2008. Filed under: alaska, children, internet, misslie launch, norad, north America, rudolph, santa, sarah palin, sleigh, toys |

Unofficial reports are coming in that NORAD (North American Aerospace Defence Command) has shot down Santa during one of his many trial runs using one of its defence missiles, possibly a heat seeking missile. Situated in a tunnel driven 3km (1.9 miles) inside Cheyenne Mountain, this facility was designed to track incoming Soviet missiles and [...]

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The Global News Terrorists Weekend Magazine

Posted on November 9, 2008. Filed under: clothes budget, jeremy clarkson, presidential campaign, prostitutes, republican, sarah palin, trucks |

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McCain Palin Confirm Their Campaign Has Been Like A Hollywood Movie

Posted on November 2, 2008. Filed under: hollywood, john mccain, movies, presidential race, sarah palin, voters |

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Paris Hilton Denies Dressing Her Dog As Sarah Palin

Posted on October 27, 2008. Filed under: paris hilton, sarah palin, US election campaign |

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Political Joke For The Day

Posted on October 22, 2008. Filed under: john mccain, presidential race, republican, sarah palin, turtles |

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher [...]

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Sarah Palin Ruins Christmas

Posted on October 19, 2008. Filed under: father christmas, republican, rudolph, sarah palin |

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McCain’s eye on the Maine chance

Posted on October 16, 2008. Filed under: alaska, barack obama, john mccain, maine, park ranger, sarah palin |

Mrs Palin is due to visit Bangor – the biggest town in Maine’s second congressional district – with her husband Todd, a snowmobile race champion whose renown extends beyond Alaska. The southern and coastal regions of the state are certain to vote for Barack Obama. In the north of the state, however, residents enjoy moose-hunting, [...]

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John McCain Election Campaign Whips Fans Into Frenzy

Posted on October 9, 2008. Filed under: john mccain, republican, sarah palin, US election campaign |

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Palin In Crash Course In Foreign Policy?

Posted on September 24, 2008. Filed under: foreign policy, george bush, sarah palin, us republican vice-president candidate |

US Republican vice-president candidate Sarah Palin has met world leaders for the first time in what is widely seen as a crash course on foreign policy. Sarah Palin’s assistant confirmed that her first meeting went well over a Happy Meal lunch. Republican insiders have denied that Palin and the first head of state she met [...]

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Sarah Palin Meets A Real Bulldog Wearing Lipstick

Posted on September 11, 2008. Filed under: buldog, heather mills, john mccain, lipstick, sarah palin |

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